Greenie

I am not a morning turtle. It's really hard to start the day when you are a 10 inch tall turtle in a big world. First thing in the morning I like to brush my teeth. Dental hygiene and fighting cavities is important, even for turtles. My toothbrush is green, naturally. After I brush my teeth, I like to comb my hair. A turtle always has to look his best, but then I remembered that I don't have any hair! I guess I already look like a million bucks without my comb!

You know what's great? BEANS! I love to eat beans. They're the best. I discovered beans many years ago, courtesy of my mentor, Baby Stinky. Baby Stinky, also known as "The Great One", is a little pinkish dog that is Big Mama's favorite toy. He is my role model, my Sensai and my best friend. He is the Yoda to my Luke Skywalker.