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George Jumps Ship

Some toys think their life is over when their kid grows up. For me, it was just the beginning of new adventures.

Birthplace of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

By all accounts, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were born when radioactive mutagen ooze seeped into a sewer in New York City, transforming four baby turtles into pizza-loving humanoids who were taught ninja techniques by their master, Splinter.

Zippy's Great Migration

I think I’ve told you about my friend Zippy Zebra before. He’s bonkers and always has wild ideas. Well, the other day he was watching a nature documentary on TV. It was about animals that live on the African savannah making great migrations across thousands of miles. They traveled to find food, water, and other animals of the same species as them. Of course, there were zebras on the show and Zippy watched with rapt attention. I watched with him for a while even though there weren’t any turtles. Then again, land turtles don’t migrate. We’re at home wherever we are because of our shells.