I don’t know if you know this about me, but I have two brothers. There are actually three Greenie brothers. I, of course, am Baby Greenie. I’m the baby brother and the ring-leader of the trio. Even though I am the baby, I am actually the oldest Greenie – just trust me and don’t overthink it. I was picked out of all the other toys in a toy store in Boston, Massachusetts by my Mama. It was destiny! And yes, I totally have a Boston accent.
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from a little pink plush dog named Baby Stinky. Actually I think his full name is Baby Stinky Floppy the Dog, at least that’s what he said was the name given to him upon baptism. I’m not sure if he was actually baptized so much as he kind of fell into the toilet when he was drinking out of it and splashed around a bit.